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Isabel Mulrooney is Desperate

Name: Isabel Mulrooney is Desperate
Start: 2026-11-12T18:00
End: 2026-11-14
Location: The Motley Spielhaus

When: Thursday 12 November 2026 – Saturday 14 November 2026
Where: The Motley Spielhaus · Berrbang La &, Kulinbulok La, Melbourne VIC 3000, Australia

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Relive a public school girl's cringe-filled campaign to ULTIMATE STARDOM: 2011 school captain lol x Isabel Mulrooney wants to be school captain - and she’s making it everyone else’s problem.

It’s 2010 in Wagga and Isabel wants one thing; to be the Kooringal High School Captain aka the most popular girl in school. You think this is about leadership? Wrong! It’s about who’s HOT and who’s NOT!!

Join Isabel as she prepares for her cutthroat campaign and relives the all-or-nothing world of high school drama; juggling friend groups, boy crushes, and her many extracurricular activities. Strap in for a feral joyride through parties in the paddock and punch-ons at the oval, as she guides you through the cultural ordeal of the 40-hour famine, the almost all-white version of The Wiz, and The Great Lesbian Epidemic of 2009.

In this high-octane, high-cholesterol, hilarious fever dream, Isabel will beg, borrow and steal her way to the crown. After all, this election is the most important thing in the school calendar and will prove what she already knows; Isabel IS better than EVERYONE in Wagga... or is she?

Buckle up, betches! xo